toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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