and she was petting her beer can
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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