508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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