Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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