David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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