the new term for farting is butt boxing.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
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