Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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