i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
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