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No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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