Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
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we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
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