new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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