Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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