Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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