To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Randomize
