For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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