Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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