they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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