Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
Randomize
