at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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