That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
why is half of my head shaved?
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