your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Randomize