i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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