ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Randomize
