they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
