so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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