just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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