Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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