We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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