Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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