What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
and you said cock pushups were impossible
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
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