I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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