I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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