I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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