Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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