I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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