So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
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