Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
my mouth tastes like poor choices
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
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