Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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