We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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