i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
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