I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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