i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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