Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
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