I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
What changed your mind?
Being sober
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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