I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
Randomize
