this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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