C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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