I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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