Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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