it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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