I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Randomize
