Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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