I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Is Oprah even human
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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