check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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