bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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