I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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