I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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