You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
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