i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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