Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
bring money and cleavage
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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