batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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