I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
farters have to be the big spoon...
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
She even gives head with a lisp.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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